lorz-ix:

captain-price-unofficially:

omni-rhombus:

omni-rhombus:

toskarin:

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

Lemme look something up…

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

Thank you so much for bringing the spanish joy of making fun of Carrero Blanco’s death to a wider audience. Don’t worry, he was a fascist, it’s morally acceptable.

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renamon:

hymn-of-the-moon:

kimberly-wexler:

This made me bust out laughing

Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

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yr-tiktok-mom:

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hashtagloveloses:

there are only two genders. yaoi mecha wedding or yuri mecha wedding

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sexy-necromancing-bird:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

void-the-bear:

viejospellejos:

Las serpientes son pajitas grandes

@is-the-snake-video-cute

Very cute! Snakes can drink water in a more normal-looking way - but the cup setup is a little awkward, and anyway lots of snakes like to be a bit silly with it! I have several who like to drink water exclusively with their heads resting on the bottom of their water bowls!

I want to stick my entire head in a jar of water and for people to see the amount of water slowly decrease as I chug silently

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sugoibootyboy:

ia-waifu:

@skullify

professionalchaoticdumbass:

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krisfaeley:

This was supposed to be a little doodle to help me relax but it kinda got away from me. Thinking of coloring it in the in-game colors, which is probably a terrible idea, but it COMPELS ME.
Wish me luck!

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